Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Dear visitor, you won't pass until we see u naked. Sincerely, the US airport security.


Just few days ago I discovered that I went through a full body scanner in the airports about 4 times. When I was told about these new x-ray scanners in the US airports i stupidly thought they were going to show nothing but bones, but when I came back home I found out that they create a full-body image showing the natural curves and hiding the person’s face. They told us if you don’t like it you can opt for a pat-down, and deal with a woman who’s going to touch every single part in your body in a very personally humiliating way. I know the fact that they deal with millions daily and all of them are expected to be terrorists of course and that I should be more open minded and accept the fact that my body is humiliated for my own security, you know what? Fuck security; fuck whoever thinks that we should be ready to give up anything for our own security. And why weren’t we told about the matter in the airport? Why didn’t they ask for our permission and whether we want our privacy violated in that way or not?
Beside all of that you have to deal with their stupid questions like who packed your luggage, Where? And do you have any weapons of mass destruction or liquids? What am I expected to say? That yes Bin laden packed my luggage and I do have a nuclear bomb in my pocket? See how honest am i? Arrest me now smartass.
And whether you’ll pick the scanner or the pat down, you have to take off your shoes, jackets, belts, accessories in order to pass, I saw a man getting all of his clothes off just to pass safely, It’s damn funny isn’t it? 
I wonder why a nation that keeps calling for freedom and respect of privacy is very good at doing nth of that when it comes to foreigners? if only US citizens are allowed to travel, will they go through full security check and be humiliated that way?

Monday, September 19, 2011

There’s definitely sth wrong with my society


How does it feel like to be living in a napping society that sleep-walks? Or to be living with drunk people 24/7?  
I’m certainly drunk as well to think of writing such a piece of shit, however I couldn’t resist myself from pissing up whoever is going to read this and waste his/her time by talking about my society.


I) A typical Egyptian family: usually There's a father and a mother bringing their children up on blind rules and orders, don't you dare even thinking to question about the origins of the rule or the habit or the tradition or the shit. Eventually and most importantly u'll turn out to be a copy of them, and undoubtedly you'll symbolize goodness on earth as you are doing what your parents ask you to do. And the victimized kids will become pitiful damn cowards following one life pattern which is the same like their parents or slightly different, not able to make their own stupid decisions till their 40s, awfully thinking the same and transferring these to their own kids.
Observe any Egyptian family during a family gathering or in clubs, restaurants or wherever I bet you will hear them talking about the same things using the same vocabularies. it's incredibly scary!
Just why can't you let us follow our own God-created nature?

II) religion, religion, religion!
Everyone here is appointed to determine who’s going to hell and who’s going to heaven, they are creative to the extent that they make up new hadiths, researches, and create new branches for religion. Their talks go around one thing: putting a piece of cloth on women’s heads so as not to corrupt society and turn the guys on. Just a piece of cloth will solve the problems of the entire world and will get you to heaven no matter what, so you can kill. Lie, cheat and do whatever you want but please don’t forget the piece of cloth. And please keep spreading the word, let them all speak about how women are the cause of problems because they go in streets uncovering their hair and let the idiots who are planning to run for presidency mention the piece of cloth in their plans. And creatively make advertisements to support your cause, let women be lollipops and men be flies, and who wants to be approached by a stupid fly?
We are asked to do religious rituals without knowing why, and some work on raising awareness about how other religions are worse than ours, just like a soccer match. And there is an argument that says once you’re out your country you’ll become more irreligious, as if I pray and fast for society, family and stupid people. 

III) Sickening hypocrisy all around, you’ll find politicians speaking of change and working on ruining your life at the same time. people gossiping about how others dress, talk, walk n fuck. Boys acting like angels on earth and behind girls’ backs they call them sluts. Professors and teachers trying to tell us that their job is teaching us. Bosses at work pretending to work for the general benefit and relatives faking your stupidity.

IV) awful taste of music and yea its vital. When 1000 cars and motorbikes pass beside you daily turning on some shit for tamer hosny or whoever, and the lyrics go around either how seductive his girl is or how slut she is, this is probably going to ruin your whole month! and movies tackling the same critical social issue which is the life of a belly-dancer and producers  making hell of money out of that.



V) a stupid SCAF is running the country after being ruled by a stupid ass. How does it feel like when you don’t have one single representative in the parliament for your own needs, yea we used to have some asses in the parliament and their main job was screwing us daily but we no longer have any asses. what does it feel like when voting in your country works against you and it's better to stay at home and not to vote? what does it feel like when you find that there are hundreds of political parties and no sole party has a clear agenda for a layman to understand? and what does it feel like to see that the only attractive tool to be used when it comes to elections is a beard? you can gain millions of votes by growing a beard and having some chickens. 


Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Rise above

When the ones who run the fire house
Are the ones who start the fire
When the lawless make the laws
And every preacher is a liar
When the ones that damn the innocent
Well they own the nightly news
And front page
Old man said to me
It’s not who but what you know
And knowledge isn’t wisdom
Without control
Better still to be the changes
That you want to see
But they come slow
I know
And you said rise above
Open your eyes up
And you said rise above
I can’t
I can’t
And every heart that bleeds
Will colour your world red
And the sorrow in the night
Will be the gloom you cannot shed
But your strength will be your vision
Be your visibility
And the gift you have before you
Will give you new eyes to see
That you can rise above
Swing through the skies above
And you shall rise above
Yourself
Know that I’ll be watching
Know that I’ll be waiting
You stand here on the precipice
I can’t soar away from you
And you can rise above
Feel your soul
Open your eyes up
Rise above yourself and take control
And you can rise above
Feel the love
Yourself
Release yourself and rise above it all
And you can rise above
I have been
Open your eyes up
And you are never alone
And you can rise above
Outside your dreams
Yourself
I’ll be watching and waiting for you
And every heart that bleeds
Will colour your world red
And the sorrow in the night
Will be the blue you cannot shed
And your strength will be a vision
Be your visibility
And the gift you have before you
Will give you new eyes to see